Tuesday, 9/16 – Co-hosting The Second Annual Fizzy Lifting Open Mic at Fizz Bar & Grill. Facebook wants me to tag Bar Rafaeli. I cannot confirm that she will be there. I also cannot deny it. Chicago, IL, 10 pm.
Wednesday, 9/17 - The Sedgwick Stop Stand Up-Comedy Showcase. They recently won a very presitigious “most creative name” award at this years “Name-Con”! Chicago, IL, 8 pm.
Friday, 9/19 - Kick Punch Stand Up at G-Mart Comics. I run this show, so I will not be saying any snarky things about it. Except to say that a show featuring a bunch of pudgy white guys in depression hoodies standing in a comic book shop and talking about jerking off is every bit the fuck party you imagine it is. Chicago, IL, 8:30 pm.
Saturday, 9/20 - The Circa 21 Speakeasy. It’s in the Quad Cities, so I’ll be working on my quads. You’re welcome. Rock Island, IL, 9 pm.
Also, this week sees brand new episode of BOTH OF MY PODCASTS:
On a new Get Lost! with Collin A. Bullock, I sit down with comedian/writer/podcaster/beardy Brian Sweeney to talk about the Jin-Centric “…In Translation” and the Hurley-centric “Numbers”. If you’re a fan of Lost, me, and/or dumb jokes, this podcast is for you!
And on Wednesday, I plop down a brand new episode of Awkward Moments with Collin A. Bullock! I sit down with a Marine Intelligence Officer and talk about boot camp, drone warfare, the NSA, and more!
Also, I should probably mention that I’m selling shirts online, right? I dunno. I wouldn’t buy them either, but if you’re dumb or just appreciate truth in advertising, click here.
Thanks for reading! Touch your dick right now and have a good day!